Welcome to Procrasti Nation – where time isn’t lost, it’s invested in creative avoidance. This is Peter. He’s your very own Minister of Wasted Time, and he takes his job very seriously. While the rest of the world hustles, Peter helps you capture the real achievements: Netflix binges Infinite scrolling Staring at the wall until it stares back And that one rabbit hole on YouTube you definitely didn’t mean to fall into Every second you avoid doing something useful, Peter is there, logging it with pride. Then, thanks to AI, he delivers a personalised summary of your procrastination style – so you’ll know if you’re more “Master of Memes” or “Duke of Daydreaming.” Plus, compete with other expert procrastinators on the leaderboards. Because if you’re going to waste time, you may as well win at it. With Peter, you’ll never feel guilty about procrastinating again. After all, you’re not lazy – you’re just a national treasure. Procrasti Nation. Stop working. Start logging. Peter will handle the rest.
